Friday, October 12, 2007

another small thought about small vegetables

i will use only lowercase letters in this post to keep things scaled properly.

ponder this one, o mothers and marketers of america: miniature spinach. to be known as:



mini-spini.

you can't tell me there aren't possibilities here. then spanakopitas would be available as "mini-spini-pies" which are just, you know, i mean, who could pass up a mini-spini-pie?

miss edith perhaps needs more coffee.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Damn, woman!! I think your hormones are out of whack!! "mini-spini????"

Edith Rye, Gadfly said...

Miss Edith's hormones are just fine, thank you; while it is true that this is perhaps a bit of an unorthodox entry for Miss Edith, it's also true that Miss Edith's work in the world of marketing is likely to be warping her view of vegetables more than her hormones. Fact is, Miss Edith has always been exceptionally fond of her green veggies. Miss Edith also likes beets very much. So. Phhhblatttt.