Thursday, July 30, 2009

I seem to have a gift for these things...

So there I am, reading the New York Times, on my comfortable front porch, cup of coffee in hand, when I do it again. I transpose the letters in a headline in such a way as to completely alter the meaning of the headline with considerable comic effect (to me, anyhow).
Today's humdinger was:

STIMULUS LAW BOLSTERS FOOD BANK OFFERINGS

which I read as:

STIMULUS LAW: LOBSTERS FOOD BANK OFFERINGS

leaving me to think, "Man, that's some lucky food bank!"

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